Have Your Seen My Grandpa?

The computer swallowed grandpa.
Yes. Honestly, it's true,
He pressed 'control' and enter
And disappeared from view.

It's devoured him completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
Maybe he's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind,
I've even used the internet
But nothing I could find.

I asked Yahoo in desperation
My searches to refine,
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found on line.

So if someday in your inbox
My grandpa you should see,
Please 'Scan', 'Copy', and 'Paste' him
In an email back to me.