Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail.
Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screensaver.
You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning.
You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
You wake up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on your way back to bed.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
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