Wednesday, January 7, 2009

You are a Nerd If...

  • If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires

  • If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal

  • If you have more toys than your kids

  • If you need a checklist to turn on the TV

  • If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name

  • If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work

  • If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight

  • If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it

  • If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary

  • If you have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already

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